How many parties is it now?
I think I've lost count of how many parties the CONservative party has been found to have had while the country was in lockdown.
It was ten, but I think it was revealed there was another one.
Of course, they are saying that there was no parties (even when there's evidence to back up the claims of parties) and then they put someone in charge of finding out if there was a party.
The problem with that was the guy they put in charge of "investigating" if there was a party was revealed to be (wait for it....)
At the party he was looking into to find out if it happened or not.
I swear, it's like a bad carry on film.
Then they give the most ridiculous excuses for the parties.
"It was cheese and wine".
"There was no alcohol so it wasn't a party".
"We had a hard year and deserved to be rewarded for our hard work".
"It was a business meeting".
The list of excuses could give war and peace a running of the longest work of fiction.
All the Tories have done since they got into power is destroy everything.
And Boris, a known liar before he became PM, should come with subtitles. While he is waffling on, it should be translated on screen what he really means.
I've never known a PM have as much scandal as him.
The sad thing, if we get rid of him, the list of contenders to replace him is equally as bad.
I say put Larry the cat in charge. He's honest, good at his job and is more competent than some of the human's in the running.
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